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fav professor just emailed everyone about his lab looking for research assistants.

pick me!

"but you’re on your gooey days"

- kaelan referring to my fertile days

i have never listened to country but still all my spotify commercials are country


"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."

- A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

(via youresayingitwang)

woman @ the bank said no cancellation fee.

yay i hope she is right bc i def wanna switch to a credit union and not b a part of wells fargo

hella bbq sauce on my lips boob and thigh as i talk to my housemate about black widow issue

i need to start working just so i can be tired enough for bed i do not have enough things to do during the day

omg there are baby and male black widows fucking everywhere fuck this whyyyy

second black widow kaelan has caught and moved…

i hate how many bugs are in davis i hate it i hate it

i leave something outside for a day creating just a lil bit of shade and boom 3 spiders made a home out of it

been very confused about my sexuality l8ly </3

i think i would feel horrible about it if kaelan wasn’t such a nice/normal person. 

had an appointment with an advisor about taking next quarter off.

asked her if I would be approved for my double major since I got denied in March.

she said I should have been approved (but was denied by my usual, shitty advisor) and that she would put a note in my file saying to accept me next time I applied <3

meeting with her was so relieving. my usual advisor makes a big deal out of everything and this lady was just so friendly and casual, and confident in me. 

def gonna request her next time. didn’t realize how my usual advisor had been stressing me out about school. I had only met with her a few times so i didn’t really question how much it had an impact on me. but now it’s apparent how her lack of confidence in me was really fucking stressful. 

I met this really nice, self-aware person last night that was very open and talking about problems not being over their ex/messing around with people they could hurt. her best friend was giving terribly unattentive advice and she seemed to be very much on the right track despite it. even though she probably has her shit figured out i just wanted to hold her and confirm what she already thought she knew and tell her her best friend either isn’t taking her problems seriously or doesn’t know how to help. 

but i didn’t know her/him so that would be weird/judgmental so I just offered a lil advice that i hope helped. 


Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)

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